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"It's right under our noses!", says a trucker in Tennessee.
"We want to expose the liberal taint", cries one Orange County suburban hausfrau.
Across America, spurred on by right-wing luminaries like Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity, the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of political unrest. In an unprecedented effort to penetrate the hypocrisy of the Obama administration and "really put it in the collective face of the American public", as Beck puts it, political action organizations across America will demand a "Dirty Sanchez" from the government on April 15th.
"'Dirty Sanchez' is a term we came up with that really put the finger on the incongruities of the Democrats' national-security, immigration and economic policies", says esteemed FoxNews pundit Sean Hannity.
"I remember when I used to have that damn liberal Colmes on my show, I'd tell him "give me the Dirty Sanchez" and he'd always get real quiet. I knew I was on to something. So I wanted to expose this Dirty Sanchez. Get to the bottom of him, as it were"
Hardcore right-wingers were quick to catch the scent. "Dirty Sanchez" parties are being organized across the country at this moment to take place on April 15th, "the day we take it up the pooper", as one community organizer put it.
"'Dirty Sanchez' is an archetypal character, really", states de facto Republican Party leader Rush Limbaugh. "He's the guy who's always behind you, taxing you...taking your job...really getting into your business. It's certainly not a racial thing but it does have the overtones of invasive illegal brown migration."
Local events across the country will demand that Obama give up Dirty Sanchez this week. In an homage to the great Patrick Henry, conservatives have adopted the motto, "Give me Dirty Sanchez or give me death!"
In the words of Philabria Smears, an Ohio organizer, "Change is in the air. You can smell it!"
