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EXCLUSIVE: Dr. Frank Fennel: "I will not run for POTUS in 2012 unless my country needs me."

Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:14 AM EDT
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By Walt D
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Today, Frank Fennel's RCPAC released a statement claiming that the good Doctor has "absolutely no plans to run for office" in 2012, adding "unless my country needs me".

"I am a patriot first and foremost. If I am called to serve, then serve I must. I mean, how would that be more ludicrous than, say, Donald Trump as a candidate? I'm much saner than Bachmann. I'm better looking and more qualified than Palin and I give better speeches than Obama. Of course, luckily for them, I don't plan to run."

When asked what would constitute his country "needing" him, Dr. Frank became elusive.

"That is between me and my Creator. I need to pray on this."

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Walt D

We'll be following this story closely.

  • 2 votes
Reply#1 - Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:16 PM EDT
Ben Josephs

Your country needs you Dr. Fennel.

  • 2 votes
Reply#2 - Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:56 PM EDT
Vlad's dog

A president named Fennel would be rather tasteful.

  • 1 vote
Reply#3 - Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:49 PM EDT
rwarner

Oh, I think the good doctor needs a bit of encouragement!

  • 4 votes
Reply#4 - Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:25 PM EDT
Tedd Riggs

Dr Fennel for POTUS, Sarah for VP ?.......

  • 3 votes
Reply#5 - Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:21 PM EDT
lauhal

I need a recent photo of Frank to believe that he's still clucking.

  • 4 votes
Reply#6 - Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:09 PM EDT
David Mc Girr

Where's Frank's birth certificate?

  • 5 votes
Reply#7 - Sun Apr 24, 2011 12:59 PM EDT
dorothy c banks

Isn't similar to what Sarah Palin said when she was asked if she would run for president in 2012. I think she said if "nobody else" wanted to run,she would. Donald Trump heard her call and said: :I will! I want to run!"

  • 1 vote
Reply#8 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:05 PM EDT
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