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Huckabee, Trump, Daniels Give Up Presidential Aspirations Upon Dr. Frank Fennel Announcement

Tue May 24, 2011 1:22 AM EDT
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excerpts from speech at RCPAC rally in Podunk, NC:

"I am, after all, the only candidate overtly endorsed by Jesus Christ Himself. I can understand their fear. Still, they could have at least given me a run for my money", said Dr. Frank.

"These are serious times and serious times call for a serious candidate with serious solutions to serious problems. Wait, 'critical' works better. Can I say 'critical' instead? No, that's not right either. The important thing is that all Americans must work together to move all Americans into the future. Otherwise, we will all go somewhere entirely different from the future. And that's just not America! Not my America! Not your America as well!"

"So, who's left? The wife-abandoning skirtchaser with the Playdough head? The vanilla ex-socialist pencil sketch from Massachusetts? The black guy?  Who?"

 

 

 

 

 

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Wonk

Harsh times demand a harsh rubber chicken. He's got my vote. Well.. if he can make it through the primaries.

  • 4 votes
Reply#1 - Tue May 24, 2011 1:52 AM EDT
Reliant

The wife-abandoning skirtchaser with the Playdough head? The vanilla ex-socialist pencil sketch from Massachusetts?

I like the imagery.

  • 6 votes
Reply#2 - Tue May 24, 2011 2:12 AM EDT
Lisafrequency

Vote Ron Paul and pull your head out of the sand :/

    Reply#3 - Tue May 24, 2011 7:47 AM EDT
    frugalgovernment

    Right, an idea that is long past its time. We like the libertarians with their heads in the sand thank-you very much.

    Ron (or Rand) Paul, what a joke. The little engine that never will.

    • 3 votes
    #3.1 - Tue May 24, 2011 2:05 PM EDT
    Walt D

    What a cynical comment...

    • 2 votes
    #3.2 - Wed May 25, 2011 5:01 AM EDT
    mountainfirefall

    He is a conscientious speaker... wants the right word. He is concerned about where we are going. I can't see his entourage, so I'm on the fence.. I need to know more about Dr. Frank.

    He leaves the little roosters alone doesn't He? I need to know he isn't spending all his time down at the The Rooster Crows Happy Hour Ladies Night. And i'm in need of his position on 'the sky is falling' issue.

    anyone?

    • 3 votes
    #3.3 - Wed May 25, 2011 12:18 PM EDT
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    Susan-649485

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To run for President.

    Why did the elephants cross the road?

    They were running from that thing on Trump's head.

    • 3 votes
    Reply#4 - Tue May 24, 2011 10:32 AM EDT
    frugalgovernment

    Gee, what are the Republicans going to do now that their brain-trust has dropped out of the race?

    • Michelle Bachmann? Sarah Palin? Maybe John McCain is good too go for another run?

    First of all the GOP needs an honest candidate, so throw all the members of congress out. All the Republican governors are busy oppressing personal and union rights, so count them out.

    Maybe one of the Koch brothers would like to buy the presidency?

    • 4 votes
    Reply#5 - Tue May 24, 2011 1:57 PM EDT
    Walt D

    "Maybe one of the Koch brothers would like to buy the presidency?"

    Wouldn't be the first time.

    • 2 votes
    #5.1 - Wed May 25, 2011 5:03 AM EDT
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    rwarner

    The important thing is that all Americans must work together to move all Americans into the future. Otherwise, we will all go somewhere entirely different from the future. And that's just not America! Not my America! Not your America as well!"

    So, true! Well said. :)

    • 3 votes
    Reply#6 - Wed May 25, 2011 11:37 AM EDT
    Dennis P McCann

    Yeah, now that Dr. Frank has announced, they're running scared. By the time the election comes around, the choice will be clear - Dr. Frank for President.

    Happy Birthday, Walt. Hi Robin.

    • 3 votes
    Reply#7 - Wed May 25, 2011 7:33 PM EDT
    lauhal

    Do you really think that Frank has the nuggets to go for it?

    • 5 votes
    Reply#8 - Wed May 25, 2011 9:38 PM EDT
    Walt D

    I think so. It'll depend on who he picks as a running mate. The wrong VP candidate will sink you like stone. Look what happened to McCain...yammahamma...

    • 2 votes
    #8.1 - Thu May 26, 2011 1:09 AM EDT
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    mountainfirefall

    I'm hoping he's an idealist... with his individualist claws dug in... a real different kind of candidate.

    if a write in is necessary, and he plays his cards right... he's got my vote.

      Reply#9 - Thu May 26, 2011 10:50 AM EDT
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